Not Me Monday the 16th march

Not Me Monday courtesy of Mckmama.....

Well, i am not late for a start, by 2 days, i wouldnt do that!Im always on time with everything i do. I did not bribe Spud with $2 of car lollies to behave at the shops, my kids are always perfect. I did not let my almost 12 year old stay home,knowing she wasnt really sick, so she could help with the buddah boy cos i was at deaths door, that would just be irresponsible. I definately did not pay the same 12 year old $5 to pick up dog poo either. And i did not stand at the bedroom window,hiding behind the blinds, so i could scare said dog when he wouldnt stop barking! And this is certainly not a picture of a naked buddah boy,on the kitchen table, preparing to make the apples die an unfortunate death.OH NO!! oh and i did not neglect to give him a haircut cos i just couldnt bear it!