I have not been (as Kimber said) MIA all weekend. It is not school holidays here, I am not using the excuse that I have had 8 or 9 kids, 1 hubby, 3 dogs (baileys back)and 1 snake here, all wanting something. Well, the snake not so much but still. I do not feel like I have been gone for 100 years,when really its only been 3 days.
We did not take 5 kids to the Kmart toy sale. I did not have to stop hubby buying assorted things, he was not happy with the huge remote controlled car he got. He does not insist it is ‘for Jai’ and I do not think he is a big, fat, liar:) Rani did not have a tantrum for unknown reasons and then refuse to spend her Kmart card,it was not frustrating at all.
I did not cut Fatboys hair. He did not scream as though I was torturing him. I did not giggle a little at him screaming ‘OWWWWWW!!! OWWWWW!!!!OWWWWW’ when i had the clippers turned on, but not actually near his hair!
He is also not terrified of the Neutrogena wave, I do not turn it on sometimes just to get him out of the bathroom. (that doesnt sound mean at all does it)
Remember the time i asked Jai ‘Is that jelly up your nose?’ Well, I did not top that with “Jai, is that meatball in your eyebrow?’
I did not score 2 tickets to Britney Spears, seconds before they were sold out. I did not tell my brother it would be a ‘monumental moment in Australian history’ when he teased me ( Yep, Im 28 years old and still get teased by my baby brother. But as least he doesnt Karate kick me anymore)
I am not going to spend the next 2 hours reading blogs.I have not told Cara she is babysitting, she has not demanded more $$$ to go to the movies.I am not bribing her, Nope, not me!