Not me Monday

Courtesy of MckMama  ….

Since my 4 year old son has perfect table manners, I   did not have any reason to say ‘Jai, is that jelly up your nose?

Because my baby is well adjusted and not a clingy mumas boy at all,I  am not constantly dangling Luka in mid-air, saying in my best pleading voice ‘ put your legs down now please baby’  while he does his best to cling on with those little monkey legs

And since he has a immense understanding of hygiene,I did not have to persuade him NOT to investigate the dogs ‘bits’, or drink from the dogs water bowl.And he did  not proceed to tip said bowl of water all over himself.

I have not been up for 3 hourly feeds again- the boy is almost 2,that would be insane!Its not like he uses me as his comfort object or anything. And I certainly wouldn't secretly like it!

I did not spend Mothers Day night watching scary movies, and i did not chicken out after hubby went to bed and i am definitely NOT most creeped out by evil-kid movies.After all, its only a movie,its not like there's people really coming to get me- ‘aarrrgh what was that noise??’

And lastly, I do not secretly desire to have the same amount of followers  and commenter's  as MckMama! that would be ridiculous….oooh  up to 14 only about 3000 to go….

And Im definitely not going to finish this post with a picture of Luka , (and his gorgeous eyes,you can see the brown stripe) , just cos i wanna…