Courtesy of MckMama …
I have not had 8+ kids here all weekend (ages 18 months to 12) ,thus I am not exhausted at all. They did not stay up giggling until all hours, adding to my exhaustion. I did not lie down with Fatboy ‘just for a minute’ and fall asleep fully dressed. I am not still in those same clothes.
We did not have a winter BBQ last night, i did not treat myself to 2 (gasp) margaritas, and i did not feel a bit tipsy. No, not at all!
I have not had conversations with Jai for the last 2 weeks about bums/bumholes/butts. He is a refined classy well mannered boy who did not greet me when i got home with
“ Me and Rani showed Kote our bums like this'” (mimes bending over)
and i was not grateful that at least they still had pants on.
I have not washed 3 loads of towels so far today. We did not completely run out of towels and the kids did not use the BLACK towels hubby and i got for our WEDDING ( does black towels as a wedding gift seem wrong to you?) and therefore I do not have to wash 2 towels on their own,because they
get covered in fluff i hate them so much are so nice i dont want to ruin them.
I did not totally neglect my blog this weekend cos i was so tired i just crashed because
i went to a 2nd hand book sale at 7am Saturday and the flea market at 6am Sunday well just because:)
We are not still looking after my brothers dog, he is not adorable at all.
I didnt let the kids have sparklers on the condition that they
stand exactly where i said in a nice spot for photos.
I am not excited to send off TimTams and am not planning on giving away more soon , with Vegemite thrown in!
I am not going to turn the computer off now, and referee 8 kids playing. Cos everyone plays nice at our house, there's never any fighting. We do not behave like savages at times, unbrushed hair, plastic swords and all.
Nope, not us..