Courtesy of MckMama
I have not been trying to convince Jai he is really too little to play the PS2. I did not think I was succeeding quite successfully.I did not wake up last night to find him at midnight, (after mum and dad were asleep)playing the playstation! He did not have a screaming tantrum when I turned it off, and he was not asleep in 2 minutes. I have not hidden the Playstation.He is not still asleep now.
We have not gone from pet-sitting a dog, to pet-sitting a snake. My hubby does not have a snake phobia. He has not been asking me at least four times a day “Are you sure the snake is in its tank? Are you sure? I don't see it!”
Fatboy is not becoming a little parrot. He did not bring me the biscuit I gave him for a snack, and tell me “Its gross” He did not proceed to put it in the bin, and tell me several more times “Muhm,its gross” I was not slightly hurt ( I did not make said biscuits)
I have not bought several more pairs of babylegs to
torture you with pictures put on Fatboy. They should not be here this week, I am not waiting impatiently.
I did not watch the New Moon trailer and immediately start reading the books again. I did not read when I woke up at midnight, and did not wake at 4am on the lounge with New Moon about halfway through.
School holidays have not started, I do not love school holidays now more than I did when I was a kid.
Dakota and Rani are not chasing each other around in their pyjamas as I write this, and Fatboy is not behind them trying to catch up.Cara is not already at a sleepover. She did not wash up, peel potatoes and hang the towels on the line so I would let her!
I am not writing another Word of The Day, due to the fact that no one else uses fortnight ( its 2 weeks, I had no idea we created that haha)and working on my question and answer post. I am not ecstatic that I have more than 1 question to answer:)
I am not planning another Tim tam giveaway, and I will not include Vegemite! You will not have to keep reading!I do not use too many exclamation marks!!
I am not planning to spend most of today reading blogs.
Nope, not me!