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Monday, June 1, 2009

Not Me Monday

Courtesy of MckMama 

 

I did not post a giveaway, you do not have a chance to win tim tams!!!  

timtams

I am not writing this at bedtime (almost) Monday night,and i am not so tired that my eyes feel full of sand. (there, almost convinced myself)

I am a mature, grown woman, therefore was not so excited to see slime at Under 8s Day that i forced Jais hand into it, despite his protests (he does not  now have a hatred of all thing slimy)

 

I did not have (another) argument (about bums) with my 4 year old hellraiser that went like this

mum- ‘Jai, we dont call people bumholes’

Jai “ awwww fine…youre just a poo nugget’

 

This afternoon i did not look out the window to see our sausage dog running up the road with a dead,squashed flat hare (rabbit) in her mouth. Because it was nearly as big as her, she did not drag it through the gate, where i had to discreetly pick it up with gloves (ew ew ew ew ) and put it in my bin (ew ew ew ) I did not loudly repeat ‘Ew Ew Ew Ew’ the whole time.

I did not perch Jai on a tree limb for a photo

jaiintree

He was not shrieking

I am not a total sucker for this face

lukapleaseface

I have amazing powers of resistance…..

7 comments:

{Kimber} said...

I did NOT enjoy reading this post and I am NOT going to win those blasted Tim Tams!!

Foursons said...

EWWWWW! I would NOT have called my husband to come home from work and take care of the rabbit. EWWWWW!

amanda said...

totally laughed about the convo you had with jai. too funny. :0) and i have no idea what tim tams are!! lol. :0)

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

I loved your post! Brilliant!!!!

That conversation is one to remember!

Staci said...

I did not giggle at your convo with your 4 year old :)

I think all moms with 4 year olds have that talk every now and then!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Really? So how do you expect us to keep reading the post after posting Tim Tam pics? Do you think I am that strong? Silly girl!

onegirlriot said...

lmao @ poo nugget!