Courtesy of MckMama
I did not post a giveaway, you do not have a chance to win tim tams!!!
I am not writing this at bedtime (almost) Monday night,and i am not so tired that my eyes feel full of sand. (there, almost convinced myself)
I am a mature, grown woman, therefore was not so excited to see slime at Under 8s Day that i forced Jais hand into it, despite his protests (he does not now have a hatred of all thing slimy)
I did not have (another) argument (about bums) with my 4 year old hellraiser that went like this
mum- ‘Jai, we dont call people bumholes’
Jai “ awwww fine…youre just a poo nugget’
This afternoon i did not look out the window to see our sausage dog running up the road with a dead,squashed flat hare (rabbit) in her mouth. Because it was nearly as big as her, she did not drag it through the gate, where i had to discreetly pick it up with gloves (ew ew ew ew ) and put it in my bin (ew ew ew ) I did not loudly repeat ‘Ew Ew Ew Ew’ the whole time.
I did not perch Jai on a tree limb for a photo
He was not shrieking
I am not a total sucker for this face
I have amazing powers of resistance…..
7 comments:
I did NOT enjoy reading this post and I am NOT going to win those blasted Tim Tams!!
EWWWWW! I would NOT have called my husband to come home from work and take care of the rabbit. EWWWWW!
totally laughed about the convo you had with jai. too funny. :0) and i have no idea what tim tams are!! lol. :0)
I loved your post! Brilliant!!!!
That conversation is one to remember!
I did not giggle at your convo with your 4 year old :)
I think all moms with 4 year olds have that talk every now and then!
Really? So how do you expect us to keep reading the post after posting Tim Tam pics? Do you think I am that strong? Silly girl!
lmao @ poo nugget!
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